You either bring value or bring problems. This shirt helps onlookers determine what side of the fence they're on.
The “Asset or Ass?” tee is your daily reminder (and public service announcement) that not everyone adds value. With sharp typography, high-contrast print, and a premium feel — this shirt is built for hustlers, high-vibrational thinkers, and anyone tired of carrying dead weight.
Soft enough for chill days. Bold enough for lit moves.
Product features - Without side seams for a sleek look - Ribbed collar for shape retention - Stabilized shoulder seams to prevent stretching - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for comfort - Ethically sourced and Oeko-Tex certified fabric
Care instructions - Do not dry clean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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Width, in
16.00
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
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33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length, in
7.99
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
9.72
9.96
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Care Instructions
Turn inside out before wash. Wash with cold water. Dry with low heat!
